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Posted by TuffNuts - June 16th, 2024


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t6fih_8eepdGXt4mS8p8t2CK-0ODhGuk9v2vLzLZDA0/edit link


Text just in case the link doesn't work. Good luck to all entrants. This way really fun to do.


Skeleton Showdown

“This is it, lad. We’ve reached the island,” Captain Roberts said. He and his first mate, Shipley, jumped out into the surf and dragged the row boat up the beach. “Thank goodness,” Shipely said. “I don’t know how much longer I could row.” Shipley retrieved a sack from the boat and gave it to Roberts

It was the dead of night and no sound could be heard other than waves washing up on the island. The night air was still and laden with salt. The island was illuminated in sickly pale light by a full moon.

“I didn’t take you here, Shipley, to hear you complain,” Roberts scolded. He opened the sack and took out a map and a compass.

“Then why did you bring me here?” Shipley asked.

“Because you’re my first mate and best fighter on the ship after me,” Roberts said with a wry smile. They each reached into the sack and pulled out two scabbards. 

Shipley pulled his sword out of its scabbard “Wow,” he said in quiet amazement. The sword was silver and it gave a spectacular gleam in the moonlight. “Captain, why do you have swords like these for?”

“You’ll see in due time, Shipley.” Captain Robert unfurled the map and studied by the light of the moon. He held up his compass. “We’re heading north,” he said to Shipley and began to walk forwards into dense foliage. Shipley followed behind. 


Roberts and Shipley trekked through the jungle. They each used their silver swords to cut a path through the vegetation. “This island is very strange, Captain,” Shipley said as he cut down some more plants. “The moon seems too bright here, and the smell of death and salt lingers in the air.”

“I smell it too,” Roberts said as he paused to study the map again by the pale light of the moon. “We go west now.”

Before they changed direction, they heard the sound of a twig snapping underfoot. Roberts and Shipley readied their swords. They both caught in the corner of their eyes a figure dashing off into the jungle. “We need to keep going,” Roberts said to a petrified Shipley.


Going west had taken them up to a rocky plateau. The plateau was barren and steadily sloped upwards. It was bathed in the pale moonlight. “Captain, did you know what that  was in the jungle?” Shipley meekly asked. 

“It was a spy,” Roberts answered. “A crewman of an old foe of mine”

“Who was this old enemy of yours, captain?”

“It was The Dread Captain, John Farthing.”

A shiver of fear ran through Shipley. “The Dread Captain? But didn’t he die years ago.”

“I did hear a tale of him years ago wrecking his ship on some island. I also heard of him sailing to an island to find some sort of fell treasure. A treasure that would make him unstoppable if he were to wield that treasure out of the high seas again.”

They walked in silence as their sword gleamed in the light. The moon stared at them like a milky, unblinking eye.

“Captain if you think Farthing is here, why come? He’s either been dead or stranded for years. Surely he can’t do any harm trapped here?”

“Because Shipley,” Roberts said. “Farthing is clever. Sooner or later he’ll find a way off the island and he’ll make his time as the Dread Captain look downright pleasant by comparison. I need to win a final showdown against him to stop his evil forever.”

“You speak as you know for certain he’s alive,” Shipley said in disbelief.

“I wouldn’t call it being alive,” Roberts replied grimly.


“This is it,” Roberts said. At the top of the sloping plateau was a cave. It’s black entrance yawning like the wide open maw of a predator. Shipley stared at the entrance. A pungent stench of death and salt wafted from the entrance. Shipley reeled from the entrance covering his nose. “Take a deep breath, lad. And follow me.” Roberts plunged into the dark entrance. Shipley took a deep breath and followed after him.


They descended further and further into the cave. The darkness was total. Cracks in the rock let in beams of moonlight that did little to cut back the inky blackness. Roberts and Shipley inched their way forward in the dark. The smell of death and salt and the darkness grew stronger as they went down. Shipley felt like he was going to be overwhelmed any second while Roberts was resolute and determined. “We’re here,” Roberts whispered to Shipley. Before them was an entrance wide enough for them to walk side by side. It was filled with the sickly pale light of the moon. Roberts and Shipley stepped into the entrance.


The entrance lead into a chamber. Gaps and holes in the ceiling let in the moonlight and there were lit torches on the walls. Bones were strewn about everywhere and a skeleton lay upon a stone altar in the chamber’s center. The skeleton had an amulet  around its neck. Roberts took a step forward and the chamber rumbled. Dust and rocks fell from the ceiling and the air was filled with a terrible rattling sound. The gem on the amulet ignited into a fiery red. The eye sockets of the skeleton lit up with the same fire and stood on the altar. Shipley was paralyzed with fear, but Roberts was not cowed. 

“Farthing!” Roberts shouted at the skeleton over the horrible cacophony. The skeleton stared at Roberts with flaming hatred in its eyes. Farthing clasped the amulet in his hand and the noise stopped. It drew a rusted sword from the chamber floor. “There is no Farthing,” the skeleton said in a horrible voice that was like scraping metal against rock. “There is only the Dread Captain!” 

The amulet glowed again as the bones in the chamber began to knit themselves back together. Roberts and Shipley were surrounded by a crew of skeleton warriors, a reddish glow in their eyes and rusty swords in their hands. The sprang on the two men.


“Shipley!,” shouted Roberts as he parried away strikes from two skeletons. Shipley was wrested from his fear and his fighting instincts returned to him. Shipley danced in and out of striking distance of the skeletons. His silver sword glinted in the light as thrust and sliced at the skeletons. In one motion he would deflect the strike of skeleton and hack of its sword arm. Roberts saw more and more skeletons fall and he and Shipley made work of them. He saw a gap in the action with the Dread Captain storming towards him. Roberts looked and Shipley and saw him calmly weaving in and out the warriors, dodging their blows and destroying them. Roberts sprang to meet the Dread Captain.


Farthing swung his sword down hard, but Roberts deflected it with his sword. Roberts swiped his sword to decapitate Farthing, but the Dread Captain deftly parried the blow. “Why did you come here?” The Dread Captain asked as he rained blows down upon Roberts. “I came here to stop you once and for all,” snarled Roberts.

“Hah! I’ll just kill you and take your ship,” Farthing answered back.

“But you’ll leave your crew behind,” Roberts mocked.

“Their will be others,” Farthing said. “The amulet will give me more. I will bring entire nations under my thrall. “I shall sail the seas as the Dread Captain once more and make the oceans run red with blood!” The skeleton swung and Roberts jumped back. The Dread Captain sneered as he saw a red line run down from Roberts’ shoulder to his hip. Roberts felt woozy and collapsed to his knees.


The Dread Captain let out a terrible laugh as he gloated over Roberts. “Once more shall I reap a terrible havoc on the world.” He stepped towards Captain Roberts, with his rusty sword raised in a killing blow. Roberts felt the pain from the cut and could hear the sound of Shipley battling the skeleton warriors going on in his periphery.


Shipley hacked off the head of a skeleton and turned towards Roberts. “Captain!” Shipley shouted. That stirred Roberts. He saw Farthing’s rusted sword raised high above his head, his eyes and mouth filled with malice and victory. The rusted sword fell and the silver sword glinted.

Farthing’s triumph changed to shock and pain. He stood frozen, his sword an inch from lopping off Robert’s sword arm at the shoulder. Farthing looked down and saw the silver sword of Robert’s had run through the fiery gem of the amulet. He gave Roberts a final look of hatred as the light in his amulet and eyes were extinguished. The skeleton warriors that could still fight collapsed into piles of bones. Farthing fell back and collapsed into dust. The Dread Captain was gone, with only the dull split gem in the amulet remaining.


Roberts stared down at the broken amulet. It dawned on him with each heavy breath the Farthing would no longer be able to plague the seas. He turned towards Shipley, whose clothes and skin bore many tiny cuts. “Captain, you’re hurt,” he said his voice filled with concern.

“First Mate Shipley, what is this small cut compared to what Farthing has suffered,” Roberts said, joyous with victory. “Now let’s get back to the boat.”



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Posted by TuffNuts - June 15th, 2024


I didn't do jack all week. And you know what? It felt good. Sometimes it's nice not to try and be a lazy sack of crap. I decided to look into going ot grad school, but that's it. Honeslty, it felt like a load of my back not having to worry about getting stuff down. I waived the white flag and it felt fine. I'll get back into the swing of it next week, but pausing work like this gave me some perspective on how I'm doing things. Mainly that things need to change and I need to reach out more. For example I've done sweet nothing all year in learning art. Why twiddle my thumbs in anxiety doing nothing or combing through YouTube tutorials of various qualities when I could reach out to the people on Newgrounds, who are some of the best artists in the world? Using the site forums and various Discords for what I want to do are the ways to go. I've been working hard (relativley speaking) when I should have been working smarter. I feel more refreshed then I've been in a while, so I'm looking forward to going down this new route over the course of the week. See you guys next Saturday, and I wish everyone a happy Father's Day tomorrow.


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Posted by TuffNuts - June 8th, 2024


An okay week

Career: Looked briefly and internal postings, but picking were slim. Briefly perused LinkedIn

Reading. Listening to an audio by of A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick, narrated by Paul Giamatti. It focuses on a few characters, but the main one is an undercover naracotis officer in Southern California. It's pretty cool. First chapter was a bit of a drag, but the rest has been pretty gripping. I just reached chapter 6. Giamatti's narration is pretty calm and smooth. He also voices a character, Charles Freck, like a talking head NPC from the classic Fallout games. I've been really enjoying it so far.

Writing. Just about to the end of Chapter 4, but I honeslty wanted to have made atleast some head into chapter 5 by this time.

Animation: The only thing I did was deicde to can learning Blender and decide to begin to learn Blockbench. I like low-poly, early 3D looking stuff better than high fidelity visuals anyway. It's more interesting to me. I've have decided to begin learning it but I haven't begun learning it. Go figure


That's my week. I am terrible and time management. I need to solve that problem. Any suggestions to git gud at time management would be appreciated if you have any. See you next week.


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Posted by TuffNuts - June 1st, 2024


Didn't do a lot. This week got away from me and suddenly it was Saturday

Career: Nothing really. I looked at some internal postings, but nothing really there. Honeslty, I think I'll look for job using LinkedIn. If something interests me internally I'll apply, but I've gotten kinda disllusioned with my current company and would prefer at this point a job at a different company

Writing: Made a decent amount of headway into Chapter 4, but less than I would've liked. I do like how my novella is shaping up as a whole but it's definitley going to need at least another revision.

Reading: Finished listening to the audio book Wise Guy by Nicholas Pileggi. I incorretly said last week the version I was listening to was narrated by Pileggi, but it was actually narrated by Ari Fliakos. Sorry for that. Having finished it, I definitley say give it a go. It's captivating from the moment Henry walks into the cab stand in the 1950s to when he enters witness protection in the 1980s. The depiction of the wake of destruction left by Hill and his mob friends is enthralling. Henry Hill was fascinating, but not someone I'd ever want to get involved with on a personal level. His constant cheating on his wife made me feel so bad for her. The funny thing is one of his mistresses lead to Hill getting busted for drug dealing. He destroyed the lives of so many people.

Art/Animation: Nothing really. I looked up and realized the week was almost over so I thought to do something. I found two Blender tutorial videos on Youtube today that I have yet to watch. I was going to watch them when I returned from the library, but we had neighbors come over and entertaining them didn't really allow for watching them. I'll like them so you can watch them if you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqhtw7dg6Wk&list=WL&index=396&t=1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8sg0nHNTTo&list=WL&index=395

See you guys next Saturday. Hopefully this week won't evaporate in the blink of an eye like the last one did.


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Posted by TuffNuts - May 25th, 2024


Another fine week

Career: A little more resume brushing up. Now just to start applying

Writing: Finished the revisions on my 3rd chapter. Stronger than the first draft, but it needs another pass. Going to do that after I finish the whole thing. I began the first very embryonic stages of writing chapter 4. I like how it's all shaping up so far.

Reading: I've decided for the time being to bench Dune. For whatever reason, I just have a hard time reading it. I tried to start reading it a few years ago so I'd finish the book before the first movie came out, but to no avail. Instead I've turned to audio books. I'm listening to Wise Guy by Nicholas Pileggi. It's the book that served as the basis for the movie Goodfellas, my favorite movie. The book recounts the life of Henry Hill from when he joined the mafia to when he testifies against all his mob associates in exchange for protection from them after he got busted for drug trafficking. I'm part of the way through. The version I'm listening is narrated by Pileggi. I was hoping to find one narrated by Ray Liotta, the guy who played Henry Hill in Goodfellas, but Pileggi's narration has a similar vocal cadence to Liotta's in the movie, so I got over Liotta not being the narrator pretty quick. The book is very detailed and gripping in its depiction of Hill's time in the mob. I'm enthralled by the horrific exploits of this people. These people were committing grave acts of evil on the regular, often times for no other reason than that they could do it. It's been a great ride so far, so I'd say give the book a go.

Art/Animation: Still nothing. 21 weeks of no progress is embarassing. I gotta get on that yesterday.


Another fine week. Here's to hoping for another fine week next week. Summer's just around the corner, and that's my favorite time of year. See you soon.


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Posted by TuffNuts - May 18th, 2024


A fine week

Career: I brushed up my resume. They old one was kinda crap, but the new one is sufficent. Less dry description of previous expereince, and more puffed-up corporate speak.

Writing: Finished the second revision on my second chapter. I like how I streamlined some stuff and trimmed some fat that needed trimming.

Reading: None. I think I might just ditch Dune and start on another book

Art/Animation: None.


A fine week. I'm happy I brushed up my resume. Same time next week.


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Posted by TuffNuts - May 17th, 2024


I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!


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Posted by TuffNuts - May 11th, 2024


Another whatever week

Career: Got rejected from an internal I applied to. Did some minor tweaking to me resume

Writing: Revisions going decent. I like the changes I've made so far to my second chapter. Stream lined some stuff that needed stream lining.

Reading: Nothing. I've got so bad with it. Need to get back on the wagon

Art: Made a Cool S in MS Paint. Other than that nothing.

See you guys next week and Happy Mother's Day


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Posted by TuffNuts - May 4th, 2024


Whatever. I feel burnt out.

Career: Applied for a position internally. Don't care much if I get it or not. Probably won't. I need to start looking at jobs at different places. I'm feeling pretty sour about my current position right now.

Writing: A little bit of work on my next draft, but hardly anything.

Read: Nothing

Art/Animation: Nothing

I dunno, man. I just feel so burnt out and done with everything. One thing I have realized is trying to do literally anything in my room is impossible, so I need to find somewhere else to do stuff. The little writing I did was at my local library and I did feel a lot better being there. Plus there's other rooms in my house to work in when I can't get to the library for whatever reason. Here's to no longer doing anything in my room anymore. Same time next week.


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Posted by TuffNuts - April 27th, 2024


Okay week, I guess

Career: Reached out for a meeting for more information for another position, but scheduling conflicts prevented me from attending

Writing: Didn't make an edits to my novella. Finished the main character outlines for another story and wrote a very bare bones plot outline for it.

Reading: Begain reading some of Dune. Liking it so far

Animation: I took a few glances at the user manuel for Blender and fiddled with some bits of it but that's it.


A little dissapointed with this week, tbh. Thought I was going to do more. Especially animation. I just find learning so daunting. But what little of Dune I've read has taught me that fear is the mind killer. And it's the little death that brings total obliteration. Best to grapple and conquer that fear than lit it rule my life and just wishing I had done something instead of actually doing it.


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