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Jimbo Fisher

Posted by TuffNuts - November 12th, 2023


Jimbo Fisher is the head football coach for Texas A&M University. After going 45-25 since being hired in 2018, the university is moving to fire him from his position. Firing Fisher will require the university to buy out his contract, which will run A&M a cool $76,000,000 to do so. What I want to know is how can I become the head of a major college football program? That way when I underpreform expectations and put a mediocre product on the field, I can get tens of millions as they kick me out the door.


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Imagine if they were to invest all that money into medical research instead. For instance research on 'chronic traumatic encephalopathy'. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_traumatic_encephalopathy ) I think that would 'really' benefit their team...